[Codo]

Da ich fleißig gemalt habe, gebe ich mir noch eine Runde.





Es sollte klar sein, dass das alles zu einem späteren Zeitpunkt passiert. Zum Zeitpunkt der jetzigen Comics ist Slyth noch eingesperrt und zu Tode gelangweilt, und überhaupt ist alles doof.  





S: Dafuq is trophy hunting


S: Whenever I think we are a shit species, humanity is like YOOO HOLD MY BEER







S: Craving pancakes


RP1: You eat pancakes???


M: Yeah, he has a sweet tooth.


S: SUuuUUUuuuGaaaAAAAAAAAARrrr


M: Guess who is actually quite an opportunistic omnivore.  


S: SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111!!!!!


M: And where are all the cookies I bought yesterday?


S: uuhhhhh


M: BUSTED


S: Shit


RP1: STOP BEING SO CUTE


S: Why

P1: I can't handle it


S: Practice. You will adapt.


RP2: Don't you worry that people call you cute all the time?


S: I LIKE CUTE





RP1: So you COULD survive on a vegetarian diet?


S: Stop.


M: OMG, he just used a full stop on twitter. End of debate.  


RP1: Just food for thoughts.


S: You can already consider yourself extremely lucky that I don't take your thoughts for food. Fuck off.


M: Aggression level 6/10. Careful.


RP2: 6/10??

M: You have no idea.  






M: Since xenos rely on larger animals to reproduce, it's not so surprising that they are rather flexible about their diets. Avoides a conflict, if resources are scarce.

S: IF!

S: Cookies though...

M: But you don't want to be around a xeno that doesn't get to hunt.


S: I might get a little moody

M: That's putting it mildly  





M: Leave him alone, folks. Go vegetarian or vegan, if that's you thing. But don't tell a ferocious apex predator to chew on carrots.

S:

 



M: He's faster than a cheetah and his territory spans hundreds of miles. The reason why he is so chill around here is that he also gets to hunt.



M: Trust me, I know firsthand how unbearable and instable he was, when he was locked up. A xeno that doesn't get to hunt is like an orca in a pool. He might survive (for a while), but he'd get seriously neurotic from boredom and not having an outlet for his high energy and aggression.

S: I love it when you go into full "don't mess with my homies" mode  

M: I'm just trying to avoid you going into IMGONNAEATYOURFACE mode.  

S: Come on. Even in my worst times I was not like that.  

M: (sigh) I know. I just don't enjoy showing others that I care.

S: Awwwww



M: And he also already hunts and eats less meat than he used to.

S: Thanks to cookies, video games and music

M: Let's all be VERY thankful for that.

S: And "exercise" :>

M: Behave.

S: Eep






[THE video]

RP1: What was that noise?  

S:





RP1: The bisexual energy is strong in this one.

S:  

RP2: Homosexuality is unnatural.

S: My species' natural procreation involves interspecies rape, forced impregnation and lethal birth.

RP3: Uh, thank you for comparing homosexuality to rape.

S: I did WHAT

RP3: You said they were both natural

S: They are. So is a LOT of sick shit. Just look into a biology book.

RP3: SICK SHIT

M: [shitstorm incoming]

S: RP1 equalled natural to ethical, NOT ME

S: Sweet mother nature is not a good argument for or against anything

S: Ugh this is tedious

M: Welcome to the internet.



S: So let me sing you the song of my people

S: meeoOOOowww meoowww meemeeeee meEEEEewww

RP: Reading this tweet in my head...it's so fucking cute.

S: I kinda like being in your head

M: SLYTH

RP: asdasdhjgajgff

S: It was meant in the most innocent way

M: Suuuuuure



RP: So xenos are basically cats  

M: Oversized but similar enough

S: That's what she said

M:



S: [bites fingers and wheezes]

M: STOP IT. NOW.

S: Make me