[Codo]

Ja, es nimmt etwas von meiner Produktivität weg, die ich für das Zeichnen benutzen könnte. Andererseits würde ich die Zeit wahrscheinlich sowieso nicht dafür nutzen, da ich diese kurzen Dialoge immer mal zwischendurch schreiben kann, während ich für das Malen mir einen ganzen Block Zeit nehmen muss, für den ich mich dann umso mehr motivieren muss.

Jetzt fühle ich mich schon schlecht, weil ich was mache.

S: I should probably say something like "take me to your leader", but I'm not impressed with your choices.
S: I like a few of you, but considering how many of you voted for a full-bodied anal prolapse as the US president, I'm not sure about humanity in general.
S: Why do you almost always vote for the biggest idiots and most ruthless assholes as your leaders?
M: Making friends again?
S: Pissing off the assholes. Hopefully.

S: Something that is truly bugging me. How do I flip off annoying hoomans? With the third or the fourth finger? Both? Send help.
RP: Uhm, just use the middle finger?
S: I have six fingers.
RP: Oh.

M: You should learn to play the piano.
S: That's a fucking great idea!

M: I think I just played myself. 

S: I thought there was an obvious solution to the middle finger problem, since ovens have four racks, but recipes often tell you to bake on the middle rack.
M: One day I will be annoyed of your fussiness and smartassery.
S: Today is not the day

RP: A xenomorph talking about oven racks. Now I've seen everything.
S: DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN COOKIES


M: What did you think they were coming from?
S: The supermarket? The cookie tree?
S: Seriously, the concept of food that takes ASSEMBLY. Humans are weird.
M: Ever tried plain flour?
S: You have a point.

RP: What is a group of xenomorphs called?
RP1: A slutwalk
S:

S: The official term is "a nightmare"
M: And by "official" you mean that you just made that up.
S: Does anybody want to argue with my authority?

RP: Who would win in a fight, a drone or a warrior?
S: The warrior would definitely win. Since they defend the hive, they are built for close combat.
S: Drones are scouts and hunters, so we are faster and more agile. So if they wanted to fight us, they'd have to catch us first.
S: But why would we fight against each other?
M: Money, religion, ideologies...but mostly money.
S:


M: Watching Slyth playing Forsaken on a beamer. I'm getting seriously nauseous...
RP: Why do you play a game from 1998 and not something recent?
S: 360 degree movements! Blowing up robots with disco lights! 90s breakbeat!
S: They just don't make games like this any longer
M: I'm pretty sure that you chose Nutta as your biker just to piss me off
S: Na, I just like his stats
RP2: What level?
S: Tloloc Catacombs
M: The level where the computer shouts "incoming incoming incoming" all the fucking time.
S: I do what I can, but there are just too many at once on my ass!
RP3: Why does every conversation with you sound like porn dialogue?
S: Wishful thinking

P: Wie kann unsere beste Spürnase eigentlich ohne Nase riechen?
S: Alle hinlegen und Hände über den Kopf, die Polizei macht Flachwitze.
S: Als nächstes heisst es noch, ich sei blind.
M: Oder ein Mädchen.
S: Menschliche Anatomie stelle ich mir sehr unpraktisch vor


RP: Wieso hilfst du eigentlich der Polizei?
S: Hat sich mal ergeben als eine Verwandte von Mourose verschwunden ist. Ich bin immer froh, wenn ich was zu tun habe.
S: "The chase is better than the catch"
S: Und ich kann mir die Beine vertreten.