[Codo]

S: Mourose sent me this and I'm sharing it with you so I don't have to suffer a brain aneurysm alone
 

M: Best music to blast out of a convertible car while cruising a crowded city on a hot summer day
S: NOW I'm starting to like it

S: Fucking hell, you stupid game!
S: I'm not driving a car, I AM that fast!
RP1: Don't tell me you play Pokémon Go
S: Problem?
RP1: Well, I didn't expect that you'd play such a stupid game...
RP2: You are so lame, man
S: I'm so sorry to disappoint. Please tell me how I can become more badass. Do you want me to play "gotta catch 'em all" with humans instead?
RP1: Uuuuuuhmmmm
M: Slyth, don't play with the twitter kids, when you are hangry.
S: HOW DID YOU....oh

S: I can imitate some pokémon sounds
M: I never thought you'd admit it
S: I could purr like a tiny kitten, my badass level will always be over 9000
M: If you put it that way...

RP: OK but now I really need to know if you CAN purr like a kitten
S: A big kitten, but yes (kinda)
RP: Awwwwww
M: It sounds less cute than you might think.
S: (snarl) I AM CUTE!!!!!

M: Slyth a screechy harpy most of the time, but he CAN produce clean and hauntingly beautiful siren-like calls.
M: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LOUD THESE CALLS ARE? You can hear them from ten miles away.
S: That's exactly what they are for

RP: Don't you worry about giving away your position?
S: Did Stuka pilots worry?
M: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
S: Exactly
RP: This has just reached new levels of nope.
S: If we don't want our presence to be known, we stay silent. Duh.

S: I have a visceral hatred for Mr. Mime
S: Why is Europe cursed with a creepy ass clown
M: What is an "ass clown", though
S: A close relative of the intelligence lacking ass toe that you hurt this morning

M: Fun facts about xenos:
- it's super super SUPER hard to gain their trust and respect
- if you succeed, congratulations: You now deal with somebody loyal, super needy and clingy, who needs CONSTANT attention and validation
- hyperaware and yet easily understimulated
- so expect shenanigans
- always looking for a play fight
- intelligent, curious and cunning, will outsmart you for the lulz
- sensitive, emotional and whiney
- eat brain slushies
- but will also steal your food
- so many body fluids, some of them silicone based, so very hard to wash out
- love warm water, so expect them to occupy the bathtub for HOURS
- smell surprisingly...nice?
- super sensitive to noise
- but LOOOOUUUD screeching, hissing, howling
S: So think twice if you want to buy your kids one for Christmas
M: Offended?
S: Na. It's all true.

M: Xenos just sneak around when they are hunting. Otherwise these things are NOISY AF. Expecially when you are trying to get some sleep. The screaming is pretty accurate, too.

S: Things.
M: My favourite thing in the world.
S:


S: Big cities suck
M: It was your idea to join me on this stupid business trip
S: Now I understand why you didn't want to go
S: I'm near the park and bored. Does anybody want to take a midnight walk/run with me? I'll keep you safe and won't bother you.
RP: Are you even for real?
S: Here's your chance to find out
M: Do it, ladies. Being outside at night is a magical experience. You can trust him. You have my word.

P: Rennst du eigentlich absichtlich in unsere Blitzer?
S: 143 km/h, neuer Rekord. Woohooo.
P: Einen Strafzettel ausstellen können wir dir wohl nicht. Pass bloß auf, dass du keine Unfälle verursachst.
S: Meep Meep

RP: Wieso ist die Polizei so nett zu dir?
S: Ich hab ihnen mal geholfen
RP: Will ich wissen wobei?
S: Nur wenn du deinen Tag versaut haben willst
RP:
S: Nur so viel: WIR würden uns das nicht gegenseitig antun

S: Seriously, what is it about human males and their obsession with milk glands?

S: Do they all suffer collectively from some kind of infantilism fetish?
S: I don't get it

M: Slyth... 
S: What?
M: Stop making sense.