{"id":469,"date":"2011-12-22T00:00:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T23:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2018new.trforge.net\/?page_id=469"},"modified":"2018-05-21T17:49:08","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T15:49:08","slug":"ponytail-double-pistols","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.trforge.net\/en\/goodies\/texte-gedichte\/ponytail-double-pistols\/","title":{"rendered":"Ponytail & Double Pistols"},"content":{"rendered":"

15 years ago it has begun:
\nplaying that girl with these two guns.
\nWe were raiding in tombs and caves,
\nreleasing this world from the evil’s slaves<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nBella Italia we have seen,
\nin beautiful manors we have been.
\nThe wreck we explored in the Adria,
\ngaining the holy Seraph, deep inside the Doria.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nBarkhang’s Monastery we were defending
\nand dazzling peeks we were ascending.
\nTo reach the lands of the far east,
\ngaining the dagger of the dragons beast.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nIn Indian jungles we were
\nfor tigers and monkeys we didn’t care.
\nIn the hot desert we escaped our fate,
\nif we were slower it would have been too late.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nAt London’s rooftops we were climbing,
\non wet roofs and doors the moon was shining.
\nWith some cannibals we had a few dates,
\nintroducing them to the T-Rex’ mates.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThe cold Southpole was our goal,
\nfreeing the meteorite of the devils soul.
\nI missed the pinguins, what about you?
\nNo sign of yetis, whohoo!<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nIn dusty Egypt we continue
\nand Lara frees Seth without any clue.
\nShe tried to enseal him in his tomb,
\navoiding Von Croy in the catacomb.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThe story of Lara now has been said,
\nher journeys in our memories have remained.
\nShe was lost, that’s how many thought,
\nbut her heart was still beating clearly and loud.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nWe remember the philosopher’s stone,
\nPierre and Larson wanted it to own,
\nbut Lara could easily defend herself,
\nfrom Lions, Hydras and everyone else.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThe Russian Military base we infiltrated,
\nfor the mafiosi we’ve waited,
\nto get the holy spear under the sea,
\nbut we had no time to drink a tea.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nWith young Lara we were
\ngoing through a horrible nightmare.
\nGhosts and skeletons were our foes,
\nwhile the water became for Vladimir close.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nVon Croy’s Industry we were spying,
\nfor the Iris artifact we were almost dying.
\nThe bots made our life difficult,
\nbut in the end Werner was fooled.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nMany years have passed,
\nthe memories have lasted,
\nher mentor asked for a favor
\nbut he wasn’t even our saviour.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThings happened then very fast,
\nand Werners heartbeat was his last.
\nLara couldn’t remember anything,
\nbut the police seeked her for murdering.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThrough the ghetto we run,
\ninto the darkness with no sun.
\nBouchard we were seeking
\nwhile the informations were leaking.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nWe were prepared for the fight
\nas there was no reason to hide.
\nIn the Louvre we broke in,
\nour patience was too thin.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThe Tomb of the Ancients we digged out,
\nand with Brother Obscura we fought.
\nHis hidden painting we stole
\nfrom this poor but strong soul.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nBack in the museum we couldn’t rest
\nfor the painting, mercenaries did their best.
\nTrying to claim this dark art in a mess,
\nfor tidying up, they couldn’t care less.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nA wierd mercenary we met,
\nand light in the darkness he shed.
\nIt was love on the first sight,
\nthe Knight of Truth and Light.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nIn Prague we visited another crimescene
\nand saw things no one else has seen.
\nDefeating the Proto was quite hard,
\nbut we managed it, with the Perlapt Shard.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nAfter all this fight and all this war,
\nI wouldn’t believe it would get this far;
\nbut Kurtis’ destiny was unsure.
\nWould he survive? Would he be cured?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nWe hadn’t time to think about that,
\nwith Karel we still have placed a bet.
\nHe wanted to revive the sleeper
\nbut we couldn’t allow him go deeper.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\nThat was the end of the history,
\nbut was there happiness or misery?
\nWe will apparently never know,
\nbut classic Lara will remain in our soul…<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\n

Translation and screenhots by Soul, Tifa & cybie<\/p>\n

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